things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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