It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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