oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
kristin has been a bad kristin
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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