She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
