Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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