Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
