East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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