He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
