I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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