is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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