Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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