We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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