I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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