:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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