so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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