you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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