Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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