Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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