when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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