Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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