I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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