tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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