with your own penis?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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