Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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