your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
this boner is exhausting
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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