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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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