So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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