What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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