okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
