Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
