too bad you live with your parents still
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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