I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He did a backflip because drugs
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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