Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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