Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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