Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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