Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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