I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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