Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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