Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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