I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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