The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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