so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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