Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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