whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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