So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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