Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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