at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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