Everything about him screamed your future.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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