Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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