It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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