Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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