So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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