im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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