their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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