the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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