youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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