just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
people are starting to question the shark bite story
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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