We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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